Jun
23
This is not the type of website where I tell you what celebrity has died before anyone with an actual job and access to facts has confirmed that they’re actually dead
This is not that kind of tumblr
This is not the type of website where I "follow" people and they "follow" me and I post things and if they like them they repost them on their own website.
Feb
15
This is not the type of website where you’ll find style tips to help frat boys stop dressing like 6 year-olds
Jan
20
This is not the type of website where I post gratuitous pictures of myself but I do it on Wednesday and tag them “GPOYW” as a way of simultaneously calling attention to and disavowing the very real and very weird impulse to post photos of myself for strangers
Jan
19
This is not the type of website where I post stills from French New Wave films I have never actually seen as a thinly-veiled excuse to think about how pretty Anna Karina was
This is not the type of website where I post aimless videos of myself looking cute in my own bedroom which always seem to start with the phrase, “hey, guys…”
Jan
18
This is not the type of website that picks an obscure celebrity or animal or, like, form of bacteria and calls itself “Fuck yeah obscure celebrity/animal/form of bacteria” and presents daily photographs of that thing being itself
This is not the type of website that calls itself “look at this fucking (subgroup-of-humans)” and shows decontextualized photos with little to no commentary but plenty of implied scorn
This is not the type of website where I post pictures I’ve found of people who are dressed in a way that I like and I tell you where they bought their clothes
This is not the type of website where I post impossibly twee photos of sunsets and fields with cryptic or philosophically immature statements scrawled across them geared toward emo girls and graphic designers
This is not the type of website that will get me a book deal
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